Me: “Clover, I didn’t appreciate your hoof in the milk bucket this morning.”
Clover: “I want a cookie.”
Me: “I also didn’t appreciate the way you kicked the rope off your hoof, twice, before you stepped in the bucket, or the way you looked at me afterward as if I were an evil troll.”
Clover: “I want a cookie.”
Me: “I need some cooperation here, Clover.”
Clover: “I want a cookie.”
Me: “This is about cheese! Forget the cookies! We’re supposed to be a team!”
Clover: “I. WANT. A. COOKIE.”
Me: “Coco! You’re in charge of these goats! Do something!”
Coco: “Do you want me to eat her cookie?”
COCO!!!
