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Giveaways
7:00 AM — Wake up pissed.
7:15 AM-8:00 AM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.
8:05 — Eat large portion of food. Leave none for the others if possible.
8:15 AM — Hide in secret annex to avoid capture and dismissal to the outside by the human.
9:10 — Drink out of the toilet.
9:30 AM — Whine at door to go outside because it fits into personal schedule Now.
9:31 AM — Commence conquering the world.
10:45 — Stupid world. Commence plan to sneak back inside when the human opens the door. Plan B, break in through a window.
11:00 AM-2:00 PM — Nap.
2:01 PM — Wake up pissed.
2:15 PM-3:00 PM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.
3:15 PM — Eat large portion of food. Leave none for the others if possible.
4:00 PM — Knock over stack of books. Stupid books.
4:15 PM — Throw up on books.
4:20 PM — Eat more food.
4:30 PM — Drink out of the toilet.
4:45 PM — Whine at door to go outside.
4:46 PM — Whine at door to come back inside.
5:00 PM-7:30 PM — Nap.
7:45 PM — Wake up pissed.
8:00 PM-9:00 PM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.
9:30 PM — Whine at the door to go outside.
9:31 PM-10:30 PM — Conduct secret operations.
10:31 PM — Whine at the door to come back inside.
10:45 PM — Go to sleep pissed.
Giving away this weekend-Holiday Heroes, a November two-in-one Silhouette Romantic Suspense release by Rachel Lee and Catherine Mann! Let me know if you want it! And if your cat’s day looks like Buttercup’s……
Either he’s kissing her, or he’s trying to eat her head.
