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First, wait for the power to go out. And the phone. And the internet. Then head out looking for bars. Not THOSE kind of bars.

THESE kind of bars. Cell service doesn’t reach our farm, but it’s all around us, in various places. You just have to find the bars.

And hope the creeks aren’t flooded.

Yesterday, after the power/phone/internet went out and I headed off braving creeks and mud in the search for help, my phone found two bars at the top of the hill about a mile from our farm. I called 52 at work. I needed someone to call the phone company and the electric company. And God.

52 wasn’t there! How could he be, like, AT LUNCH in my hour of need?

I left a message, quacking desperately, like a duck. Then I returned to the farm.

I knew my staff would need my reassurance! Or not. (Sprite and Fanta relaxing inside the–to put it nicely–”utilitarian” dog house in the goat pen.)

The sheep and Jack didn’t even bother to go under their shelter. They just stood out in the rain in dripping nonchalance.

I’d been planning to start some dough for pepperoni rolls. And answer emails and work on my blog. I would have fired up the generator we got for just such events this winter, but then I discovered the fatal flaw in my back-up power plan. I don’t know how to use the generator. (Suzanne! SMACK!)

So I made corn husk angels. Which I might never have gotten around to if the power hadn’t gone out. And the phone. And the internet. (That’s why you need to start with that. You know, if you’re busy like me and you do all your work on the computer. If that’s all gone, you have time to make angels. If you’re not that busy, you can skip the power outage step. It’s kind of a hassle.)
Corn husk angels don’t require any electricity. Or phone. Or internet.
I’m going to hang them on the Christmas tree.
And tuck them into gift baskets with homemade candies and jars of canned goodies.
You can find the full, detailed instructions for making corn husk dolls here. My corn husk angels are based on my corn husk dolls. But I thought the angels should be much simpler, and smaller. They didn’t need arms and legs. Just wings and a skirt. I didn’t know how to make corn husk angels, though, so I spent a couple of hours whilst without power figuring it out. By making one awful corn husk angel after another. Until I happened onto a simple method that made something that actually looked like an angel!
Per angel, you’ll need about six corn husk leaves. Soak the husks in warm water for about 10 minutes, then drain. Start with the head, the same as in making a corn husk doll. Only I wanted a smaller angel, so I only used three strips. Place the narrow ends of the strips together and use a thin strip of husk to tie it off.

Invert the leaves, wrapping the husks downward, and tie the angel around the neck, using another thin strip, to finish the head.

For the wings, take two corn husk strips and, one at a time, placing the pointy end up, tie it around the corn husk angel’s neck.

As you tie it, pull the “wing” up and the fat end down toward the skirt. (The skirt is just the remainder from when you made the head.)

Now THAT looks like an angel. Glory! Hallelujah!

Trim off the bottom of the skirt.

Then the power came back on and I got back to work.

Next time the power goes off, I shall tackle my Dare Debbie list! I think I’ll start with endloader tire races…..
"It was a cold wintry day when I brought my children to live in rural West Virginia. The farmhouse was one hundred years old, there was already snow on the ground, and the heat was sparse-—as was the insulation. The floors weren’t even, either. My then-twelve-year-old son walked in the door and said, “You’ve brought us to this slanted little house to die." Keep reading our story....
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Wow, you drove thru that? If my neighbor with the Land Rover only knew what he is missing. There’s never a spot on it.
We really admire you–get that gig at SAM-e!!
All the best,
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…so I’ll just stick with “I voted again today!”
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(I’m SO glad my voting contest is over! No more asking people for votes! Yay!)
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P.s. I need the BBB!
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You don’t have cell phone reception at the farm? Imagine that! But I of we have “dead zones” around here to.
Still voting!
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I voted!
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I feel cut off from the world with no internet, let alone all 3!! You did good though! And at least it happened now, instead of 5 feet of snow, and THEN not know how to operate the generator…..all things happen for a reason……just sayin’!
Voted! Facebooked!
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As always, Good Luck with the contest
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Hope you get the generator 101 lessons out of the way soon.
I love your site; tons of information and advice. Thank you so much. I’ve been spreading the word about this little goldmine. I made my first GM bread yesterday and it’s pure heaven.
BTW – please enter me in the BBB give-a-way.
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Voted, and checked the counts…I have faith you will pull ahead! Plus, I think the powers that be, will see that you are the one for the job!
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Voting again.
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And as another commenter said the other day – don’t forget to stock up on tinfoil!!!
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I voted.
GL, Suzanne.
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I hope your power stays on.
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If I’ve done my math correctly (don’t hold your breath) Suzanne gained approx. 2,450 votes since this morning and the other two gained 2,250 and 2,891…..KEEP ON VOTING!!!
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Suzanne, please continue to make your pretty, innocent angels. They will inspire me to collect and save corn husks this coming summer to make my own dainty angels and dollies to decorate, rather than desecrate, my house.
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You’ve gotta love the country life!
I know I do! I don’t think we’ve ever been without the phone and electric at the same time before. We have been flooded in and flooded out many times! I hope it doesn’t flood you in tomorrow when we get over an inch of rain. I will be flooded in on one direction but should be able to get out on the other side.
I hope you had time today to get your generator ready for the next time the electric goes out. I’m sure it won’t be much longer before it happens again. We do live in West Virginia! lol
Love your corn husks angels! I have to remember to try to save my corn husks next year so I can make all of those beautiful things you have shown us how to make.
I made a very long comment on the SAM-e page. I sure hope they read it and take it into consideration. So far it hasn’t been posted. I also voted!
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I don’t know how to use a generator either, but I am sure you could figure it out by yourself if you had to. I’m pretty sure I could too. Hopefully, we won’t have to, and the guys will be around to do that for us.