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The banty is sitting.

And sitting.
And sitting.

She’s wanted to sit on a nest all her life. Back when she was a teenage chicken, she picked out her favorite nesting box and started sitting. The other chickens would roost at night and she would sit in the box. When the other hens went out dancing, she would sit in the box. The other hens played volleyball and learned to tat and she sat in the box.
The other hens said she was one feather short of a full nest, and she said, “I AM A MOTHER HEN! AM TOO.” She didn’t care if they made fun of her.

And then finally she laid three little eggs in her box and she could sit all day, day after day! She was going to be a mother now! She’d show them.
Only it’s been nearly a month. There’s nothing in those eggs.
And she won’t stop sitting.
Somebody needs to tell her the truth. Somebody needs to get her up off that nest. Somebody needs to tell her she might as well go dancing. I feel kinda bad about it, though. She wants to be a mother so bad! Maybe I can get somebody else to tell her.
Pocahontas: “Can I have all the licorice treats in the jar if I tell her?”

Annabelle: “Do you want me to tell her she’s a dog? We don’t sit on nests.”

Representative from the Pond District: “We would like for ALL of the chickens to sit in boxes forever. Thank you.”

Clover: “She should stay there. I completely understand. I’m a mother, too.”

Giant Puppy: “Do I get to eat the eggs if I get her off them?”

I can’t get any cooperation around here.

Maybe you could tell her???
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Sorry to break the news but someone must.
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(Suzanne, do you know how to tat? I have all the stuff, but loaned/gave it to my sister.)
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~Jenny~
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Wouldn’t it be the sweetest thing to see a mother hen running around the yard with babies under her wing, teaching them about life?
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Consider the up side. I suggest you take a nice singles cruise. Or maybe just get a good book, I know a lovely author, and take a long hot bath with bubbles and scented candles. Or just go to the bathroom without someone knocking on the door asking if they can have juice. (Why would I NOT let them have juice?). Sleep late, do just one load of laundry a week, pay for your groceries with cash instead of credit. Go on vacation, get a haircut by someone who went to school to do that sort of thing, watch rated R movies without holding your breath, no glitter in the cracks of the hardwood floors, nobody with perfect eyesight unable to hit the garbage can…I could go on forever…
AND best of all you don’t have to go school shopping next month. You lucky bird.
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I’m thinking about going out to see if I can find some eggs this morning to put under her……
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Tammy
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I gave you an award. Come check it out at my blog – http://itsjustme-wendy.blogspot.com/
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I added lots of Suzanne’s critters to my Suzanne McMinn puzzle folder. I hope everyone sees all 28 picures from ‘Chickens in the Road’. I tried to get a cross section of pictures that represent the spirit of C.I.T.R. to me. Not all pics make good puzzles, but there’s so many wonderful pictures by Suzanne that there’s no shortage to choose from.
Jigsaw Puzzle Gallery – JigZone.com
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Rumor has it you have been sittin’ down on the job…way too long….no chickies‘, no breakfast eggs, no nothin‘….just broodin’ your little heart away. You’ve got to get a “groove “on honey!
Humans tend to notice stuff like this after a while…they weren’t “hatched “yesterday, you know!
I suggest you find your hen-self a young, active cockerel (banty like your ownself), ‘purty’ up a bit, and hit the barn door! Yes, I know breaking up is hard to do…but some of those “old blokes” you’ve been around are sending you down the “goat” (wrong) path…as the story goes….!
Some chickens in the road just can’t cross, if you know what I mean…so give it up darlin’ and go party!
PS…otherwise you may get the “Grandma” treatment, ice under the old feather duster!
PS…or worse yet, sent to the “pen house” with just food and water, by yourself, until this “broody” phase passes….
PS…I wouldn’t let your local “Roo’s” read this…they’re a wee bit touchy…..
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Do what you need to do sweetie. Life is too short to do anything other than your true calling.
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That was sooooo sad! She is adorable. Never thought I would think a chicken was adorable.
What have you done to me with this blog!!! lol
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