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I had a knitting lesson! And I am the worst knitter in the world. However! The knitting lesson was awesome!

Missy at the goat farm treated me to a knitting workshop for one. It is a true pity that I am not a better knitting student. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I just can’t purl. Why can’t I purl? Why? Missy, who can purl, has a drool-worthy array of supplies and notions.

Here, she’s showing me what wool looks like when it’s ready to be spun.

She’s got lots of pretty things she’s knitted.

This is why I want to learn to knit. I want to make pretty things.
Knitting really only requires two things–a pair of knitting needles (size 8 is good to learn with), and a ball of yarn. Missy has 10,486 pairs of needles.

I exaggerate….. Sort of…..
She is also very organized. She has zip bags of needles……

….and indexed folders of needles.

Circular and straight needles, needles and more needles! If I was a needle, I’d want to live at Missy’s house.
She has a lot of knitting doo-dads, too. Stitch gauges and markers, tape measures and point protectors. Who said all you needed was a pair of needles and a ball of yarn? Oh, that was me. And I can’t purl, so don’t listen to me.

She taught me to cast on two ways. One way is to make a slip knot, like in crochet, and the other way involved a complex routine making triangles with your fingers and yarn two hundred different ways then you end up with your whole first row of knit stitches. I could not repeat that method by myself if someone was holding a gun to my head, but I still liked it better than the slip knot method. It’s like cheating and getting your first row for free.
Missy operates a full-service knit spa, so she poured me a glass of wine.

See? Was this not the best knitting lesson ever? If I was a needle and I lived at Missy’s house, I’d be a drunk needle.
They have a lovely ridge-top view off the back of their house.

We drank wine….and enjoyed the view….and talked….and Missy showed me how to knit.

And I got the knitting thing down. I mean, the knit stitch. I didn’t let her show me how to purl that day. One thing at a time….. I went back the next day and had her show me how to purl. Whose idea was it to make the purl stitch the complete opposite of the knit stitch? How mind-boggling is that? A few days later, I had to have her show me how to purl again. (She has the patience of a saint.)
And now I need her to show me how to purl again. (Good thing she has the patience of a saint.)
I knew knitting was going to be hard! When I was 10, my Oklahoma grandmother told me she would teach me how to knit or crochet–pick. I said, crochet. I mean, c’mon, there’s only one crochet hook, there are two knitting needles. I was smart for a 10-year-old. I learned how to crochet and I used to crochet quite a bit. I made simple stuff like potholders and baby blankies and booties for my kids. I quit crocheting years ago for some reason, but I know I could pick it up again easily and I’d love to learn how to do more with crochet than I used to do. I want to crochet again. But, I’m afraid to pick up a crochet hook until I’ve got this knitting thing down. I know if I pick up a crochet hook before I learn to purl, I’ll never pick up knitting needles again.
Because crochet is so much easier and I already know how to do it.
And I’m stubborn and I want to learn to knit.
Speaking of crochet, a couple years ago my kids were getting ready for 4-H camp, picking out their camp classes, and Morgan came to me and said, “What is crotch-it?” I had to make her show me the sign-up sheet before I could figure out what she was talking about. Then, no kidding, ten minutes later, one of my sons came up to me and said, “What is crotch-it?” I so should have told them that crotch-it was another word for “bb gun shooting” because they would have totally signed up for that and I could have been laughing all camp week thinking about my tomboy girl and my football player in crochet class….. (I always have my BEST ideas after it’s too late!)
Back to knitting….. I just need Missy to show me how to purl about twenty more times and I’m sure I’ll have it down pat!!!

Yeah. Even the cat is suspicious about that.
Sugar: “It’s going to take fifty more times, Woman, and then you’re still gonna suck.”
Man, cats are harsh.
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This may help, there are a ton of knitting videos on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s48DC7S2lSI
If it makes you feel better, I both knit wrong and purled wrong for an embarrassingly long time.
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It is another one of those projects thrown in a storage container in the garage, just waiting to make it to somebody who could use it!
Thanks for sharing with us about your experiences.
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Don’t feel bad about needing help remembering how to cast on, purl, etc. It takes awhile before the brain gets the information hardwired into long term storage. Once there though, you will never forget. Like learning to walk, talk, ride a bike, drive a car, etc. Takes lots of practice to pattern the brain to do the task automatically. Don’t give up. Once you get to the automatic stage, knitting is relaxing, and addictive.
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Maybe drinking wine will make it work better..make me forget the crochet concept……Maybe you didn’t have enough wine? One more glass would’ve worked better — I’M POSITIVE!! Go back to Missy’s and try that one!!
P.S. I really like the photo of Sugar and the yarn………
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I’m a crocheter, but I know the basics of knitting. I don’t like knitting because I can crochet very, very fast. But knitting is very, very slow. I’m an instant gratification kind of gal.
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anni in Toronto
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I so feel your pain. I can knit (some) and I can even purl, but I discovered recently that what I do is not the normal style of knitting, but something called combination knitting, which is a nice way of saying that I knit backward or…um, in some people’s opinions…wrong. (Although there’s a well known knitter/designer/teacher/writer named Annie Modesitt who knits that way and is spreading the word that there is no “wrong” way, only different ways, and in fact there are several different ways). The cool thing about combination knitting is that purling is easier and faster. The bad thing is that it requires mental gymnastics to look at your stitches and flip things so that everyone looks right in the end, because few patterns are written for this style of knitting.
At any rate, long story short, you go, Suzanne! I know you can do it (hey, you make your own pop tarts, your own bread and run a farm)! I learned to crochet first, too, and I love the fact that it’s fast, but knitting has its charms. Someday, I know you’ll have a post up here (with great pictures) showing us how to do something cool involving knitting.
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Of course, my current project (still my first) has quite a few dropped stitches, but I’ve decided it’s OK!! It’s a simple wrap for me to wear in our drafty in one room house, roasting in the next. It won’t be seen out where people can critique it, so it’s just OK.
I’d love for spinning will be next, I love those lovely homespun yarns with their soft natural colors, but I think I’ll resist as long as I can. Not enough room, not enough time.
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Hmm: I must go get a project started.
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I don’t like knitting because it takes too long to see results.
Later I taught myself to crochet, then had to teach my left handed mother. That was an experience.
I’ve been crocheting ever since. Although I do knit washcloths. But that’s the extent of my knitting.
I never did learn to purl. I didn’t like knitting enough to put forth the effort to learn purl.
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Hang in there, you’ll get it!
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I can’t remember learning to knit, my nanna taught me when I was little. Well that was in the days before telly so there were no distractions. I never managed to crochet until I was pregnant. Sat down with some wool and instructions and forced myself.
It’s hard learning to knit, I taught my daughter but she was so impatient she hated it. What it needs is perseverance and I know you’ve got plenty of that! Best of luck.
Just hope I’ve got enough to learn to swim front crawl! Why didn’t I learn when I was young?
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Hang in there.You can do it.
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I’d be totally lost without KnittingHelp.com! It has VIDEOS. It can show you how to Purl today and tomorrow and the next day, and 3 weeks from now when you get time to get back to the project you started but had to put down because (fill in the blank), and you realize you don’t remember how to knit OR purl, it will show you all over again!
And when you’re ready to start your next thing, IT’S STILL THERE, waiting to show you anything you need to know. Increases? Decreases? Fixing mistakes? IT’S ALL THERE!
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The simple purl stitch is the reverse of a knit stitch. How you use the two stitches causes the pattern to appear.
Starting off with the #8’s and a basic yarn is a good way to start. And as for casting on, the method your friend was teaching is a ‘long tail cast on’. It gives a nice edge to pieces that need a bit of give or stretch. There is more than one way to do a long-tail caston, so get on the net and do some searching! I use a modified-long-tail caston that uses the one needle in the right hand (right-handed knitter here) and you loop the yarn over your left thumb and ‘knit’ the stitch off the left thumb. Looks the same as the triangle method your friend taught you and doesn’t cause your left hand to go into spasms because you hold it too rigid. The only tricky thing about this method and estimating the amount of yarn you need for your caston.
There are lots of other caston options, all depends upon how firm /flexible that edge needs to be, and the number of stitches to cast on.
Ask your buddy to teach you I-cord. That’s fun!
This year I decided to teach myself to knit a sock on Double-Pointed needles (dpns). Currently I have what looks like a sweater sleeve
…. I guess I need to get back to it!
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I can not crochet for the life of me. I tried, someone tried to show me. Nothing comes out for me. That is why I knit. lol.
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i knitted a sweater once, and only once
the one sleeve was longer than the other, no idea what i had done with the neck line, but it plonged into my navel hahahaha
no more knitting for me, i have other skills, cannot have it all…
or can i?
i hope you will have more luck than me, or patience, because that is something i can lack easily
hugs
gwen
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But I’m with you, Suzanne–purling is weird. I recommend round needles, then you never need to purl to get a stockinette stitch!
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I crocheted a discloth and it just was not the same.
You make me want to try again.
Being the amazingly talented person you are Suzanne, I believe you will triumph. You may have a wine headache the next day, but there will be a knitted wine bottle cozy to show for it. lol lol
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Also, my wrists and shoulders can’t take knitting for long because I’m not used to it and have too much arthritis to get used to it now. Crocheting doesn’t seem to bother me. I guess because I’ve done it all my life.
You can learn to do anything you put time and effort into. Just be patient. You will slowly get more and more comfortable with it as you continue to practice. Before long you’ll be knitting along without paying attention to what you’re doing and surprise yourself!
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Get really comfortable knitting. Make a scarf or two or three. And then once you’ve got that down, once your tension is always consistent, with no slipped stitches or holes in your work, then learning to purl will be a snap.
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I love your blog – it is funny and kind and I think it should have won a bloggy.
Jan
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*LEARN Continental style knitting!!! It is knitting for crocheters
* Use Knittinghelp.com!! It is like Missy on-demand
Have fun!
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Loved this post! Thanks for telling us the story, showing us the great view and tempting us (well maybe not that part!) with the bottles of vino.
BTW, I make your pepperoni rolls now and everyone around here loves them.
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Thanks for the great blog
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRLFl36tDY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craftzine.com%2Fblog%2F
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try that. that’s how my knitting looks.
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You can do it!
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