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Coco: “I looooooooooove hay.”
You kill me with these posts. What a riot. Which comes first, the story or the photos?
This question came the other day, and it’s not the first time a similar question has been asked. Often, people ask the same question and I find if I answer a common question in the comments, because not all people read the comments, the answer goes unread by many and then the question is asked again. So occasionally I like to pull a question from the comments and answer it as a post to give everyone a chance to read the answer. (If you don’t read the comments, you should! The BEST stuff is in the comments! The even bestest stuff is in the forum and if you haven’t been there yet, you should go! If you have been there and you’ve forgotten your password or are confused, please email me and I’ll help you out! It is SO much fun there!)
Coco: “I looooooooooove you, too, Clover.”

Okay, back to the question.
I started my blog in December 2004. My first post was Princess…. Okay, I’m tired of this. Princess’s name is Morgan. 17’s name is Ross. 15’s name is Weston. WHEW.
Just sayin’. This is ridiculous. All kinds of people all around me in this town, in this county, and in fact this entire state, who read this blog and have read articles about me and my blog that have been in the media all over West Virginia know who my children are because their names have been published. And when 15 becomes 16, things will be all mixed up with the past posts about 16 who is now 17 and will soon be 18. I mean, shoot me, I’m tired of carrying on the FARCE that their names aren’t known. Ross (17, he is named after my father). Weston (15 and no, he is not named after Weston, WV, he is named after his great-grandfather on his dad’s side who has no WV roots). And Morgan (Princess, and no, she is not named after Morgantown, WV, she is named after my great-grandfather John Morgan Dye whose farm is directly across the river from our farm and that is why she did the social studies project on him two years in a row). Those of you who have been around a while may remember that I actually used their names in this post a long time ago.
Coco: “Cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I need you, Cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

My first post was MORGAN putting out cookies for reindeer on the stoop of our house in North Carolina. That post is gone now because I never transferred over the first several months of posts from my original blog. Most of my early blog history is BORING. I mostly wrote about writer stuff. ::snooze:: One year ago, after some months of thought, I transformed my blog into Chickens in the Road. I had a plan, which I didn’t follow, for Chickens in the Road. I was going to post recipes only on weekends, when traffic is lower, and post informational/educational farm stuff. This totally didn’t work out because 1) I love cooking/baking and it reared its enthusiastic head and didn’t want to be reduced to dry weekend posts, and 2) I know NOTHING about farming.
Clover: “Excuse me, I’m trying to eat here.”

Then the chickens hatched.
And they started talking to me right away.
I am a writer. A fiction writer. I don’t know doo-doo about farming. I do know how to create characters and tell stories.
And I couldn’t help myself.
Coco: “I need to kiss you, Cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

The first character, who created herself, was Lucky, the little chick who could. She shouldn’t have hatched, but she did. Then there was Spartacus. Then came the goats and Coco…….. And there are so many more farm animals to come, such as spring lambs. Some will be planned and some will no doubt come as a surprise. (Much of life is a happy surprise.) How do the stories happen? Two ways. One, I have no story in mind and I go hang out with the animals and see what they want to tell me. Or two, I have a story in mind and I go to see them with that story in mind. Which story is easier to tell? It depends. If I know what story I want to tell, I can actually take photos specifically to tell that story. On the other hand, sometimes it’s just easier to let them tell me the story, even if it means that they tell me the story and I don’t GET IT right away. I might have to go back to the house, look at the pictures, and say OH. Sometimes then I have to go back and take or retake photos to properly tell the story they were shouting at me was their story today. Generally, I like it best if I just let them tell me the story, even if it means I don’t get it right away. I find, most days, that if I am just patient enough to spend enough time with them, they will tell me their story. They are FULL of stories.
Coco: “Cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I MUST KISS YOU!!!”

Clover: “I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I would not kiss you with a mouse. I would not kiss you in a house. I would not kiss you here or there. I would not kiss you anywhere. I would not kiss you, Giant Puppy. I do not like you, Clover I am!”

Coco: “Cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!”

Clover: “I’m calling my agent! I want more money! I’M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!”
P.S. The last thing I want to add to this post is–I work for comments here. Just a scant handful per thousand of you who visit this site per day drop a comment. I understand–I’m shy, too. But if you want to drop a comment? I’d be grateful! It’s not hard, I promise. We’ll be nice to ya!!!
Posted by Suzanne McMinn on December 7, 2008
"It was a cold wintry day when I brought my children to live in rural West Virginia. The farmhouse was one hundred years old, there was already snow on the ground, and the heat was sparse-—as was the insulation. The floors weren’t even, either. My then-twelve-year-old son walked in the door and said, “You’ve brought us to this slanted little house to die." Keep reading our story....
Make friends, ask questions, have fun!
Take Clover with you in 2010!
Be a part of something big.
Your recipes! (Contributed by forum members.)
I'm a paperback writer.
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by quietstorm on March 16, 2010
March 2010
"Lamb-y, then whammy! Get some tickets to Miami! Snow is easing, but we're still freezing. It may be spring by the astronomer, but not by the thermometer. Mighty fine, then leonine."
Saturday, Mar 20
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I do enjoy reading your daily posts, and will try to comment more often. My hubby is totally infatuated with the goats and Coco!
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(about the daily photo)You drove down your driveway but wouldn’t go back up it? :cold: It looked like it was just snow, and not very slippery. :weather: Girl, you better learn to drive that road LOL
We got a new puppy today, well my 6 yr old says it was a gift from JESUS lol You should hear her say it
Someone dropped off the poor thing, it’s just a baby. The kids wanted to name it Coco, and I just told them no. I couldn’t explain that it was because I already “have” a dog named Coco LOL. Your blog feels like family to me. I can’t go without it! My husband named the puppy after his favorite author… The kids aren’t happy.
I love seeing photos of Coco showing her intense love for Clover. It’s hilarious and your captions make them Laugh Out Loud funny.
Congrats for naming your children LOL. I don’t think I’ll ever think of Princess as anything but Princess though. Morgan is a great name, I know a few, but Princess simply suits her
I love your writing style, and I am still awaiting that day when you surprise us with the news that you’re putting out a book about your farming experience complete with tons of photos with funny captions.
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Also, I want to be a writer.
Also, Weston is a totally cool name.
There. I commented.
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I can’t wait to come here and discover the day 52 got over his camera shyness. And it has to be an action shot of course! LOL
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I’m no where near as good as you are, but I try. I love all your animals and can’t wait for the Spring lambs. Grandmother bread is the only bread I eat anymore and I adore that you share all your recipes with us. Thanks Hon. xxoo
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http://harborhon.blogspot.com/2008/10/harbor-hon-magazine-iv.html
That’s why I wanted to be editor of the Stringtown Rising Farm Newspaper. :mrgreen: xxoo
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Have you ever considered getting a couple of llama? I think they would be a great additon to your farm.
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Love your kids names but I agree after reading about them we get used to Princess (I have one of my own), 15 and 17 but it will make things a little difficult when they starting changing ages.
Keep up the awesome work Suzanne! Give Coco a big puppy hug for me.
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Next, a children’s book based on Coco and your goats. My grandchildren love goats…..and I am sure they would give you plenty of inspration.
Have a good one Suzanne.
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We want to know more about 52 or his he 53 now…you gave names to the children today…what about the man in your life?
Did you get hired by Wal-Mart?
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Not leaving out your human people either.I can’t wait to see Mr. 52. I know he must be gorgeous.
I can tell you’re a proud mom from the way you write about your children.
And your recipes! Oh my goodness. I made Grandmother bread the other day and it came out so good.
your blog is the first thing I look at every morning. The stories and pictures warm my heart and put a smile on my face.Sometimes, I find myself laughing out loud.
I also read the comments every day and there are some funny people out there.
Keep blogging and I’ll keep visiting.I’ve told everyone I know about you.
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No, Wal-Mart hasn’t called. 17 (Ross) went to work at McDonald’s last night and couldn’t come home because of the snow/ice on the backroads here and had to spend the night in town at a friend’s house. Not sure yet whether he’ll be able to get home today. Which is giving me pause at the thought of getting a job in town in the winter. I’m afraid I will get fired in a week because I can’t get to work….. Or worse, get to work then not be able to get home for days to take care of the animals and my kids. I don’t know what I’m going to do!
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Have you ever thought about teaching at your farm? Tutoring? How about in the spring you have groups (home school groups maybe?) out to participate in planting, ect.? Although this might not be something you can make much money off of, if you have things available for sale (like g-ma bread, pies, cakes…) you might have some repeat business. Is there a bakery in that small town you live in? I am thinking not. Maybe you could be one? Have any awesome donut recipes? I am thinking you could deliver them fresh to church groups on Sundays? All the recipes I have used of yours are soooo good! And I have tried almost all of them. Even made your apple butter this fall and loved it!
Do you have an extension office near you? Could you do some teaching or writing for them? Ours teaches everything from canning to scrap booking.
Well, I am rambling. If I were so great at coming up with self employment ideas, I wouldn’t be working were I am!
Your blog is the first I read each morning while the coffee is brewing and I appreciate you! I will keep you in thoughts and prayers and hope this situation works out soon, soon, soon!
Looking forward to your post about christmas gifts… up the creek here and hoping your ideas inspire me!
Thanks!
Kelly
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I’m trying to think of something you could do besides Walmart. Maybe teach a writing class? How about a catering/dessert business?
And I still think that you must get a pony and cart. How fun it would be to go up and down your roads with a pony. I think you’d be hooked.
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I tend to lurk more than comment, but I check in on your blog daily because I know I can count on you for a laugh, a yummy recipe and/or some beautiful scenic photography.
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I haven’t been on in a while, trying to get my head out of being depressed from still being laid off with Xmas coming on. I count my blessing on what I do have.
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Have a great day!
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I love your blog, but I do have to say you need a donkey :mrgreen: No farm (or insane house) isn’t complete until you own a donkey. I have 3 and love them to pieces
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Yours is the one blog I read without fail every morning! I love humor, cooking and animals and girl, you got it all! Thanks for starting my day with a smile. Like you, I would love to live in the country surrounded by land and critters. Right now I live in the city…maybe one day….
Lauri
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Oh, and one last thing, I voted for Sparticus!!
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Sheeesh! I was really feeling dumb about asking what I could do to get back on. I will email you about it.
You already know how much I love your blog! I can relate to so much of your life and farm animals are so entertaining! I just love to see what is going on at your farm with all the characters! (animal & human!)
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I just got the first two books of the Haven series on Inter-Library Loan. Sorry I didn’t purchase them, but I refuse to pay $3.99 S & H each. I’m weird that way.
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Love the kids’ names, BTW.
As for income-producing activities….I second the motion of the cookbook. I’ve mentioned children’s books a time or two, I think. So count me in on that campaign, too. Also…have you considered little things like developing a line of Chickens in the Road items through Cafe Press? I would SO buy a CIR tee or apron or…whatever.
Is there a farmer’s market in town? Could you sell baked goods and jams/jellies, etc? Better yet…if there ISN’T one…maybe organizing and running one is your calling. People could sell things like home-sewn items, baskets, bird houses, etc., in addition.
Just thinking creatively here….
and hoping you guys stay safe and warm!
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I LIVE ALONE AND CERTAINLY APPRECIATE OUR DAILY VISITS.
WALTON- SPENCER- & RIPLY AS WELL AS THE FARMERS MARKET IN CHARLESTON ARE QUITE FAMILIAR TO ME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. I HEARD THAT WALTON HIGH IS NOW A NURSING HOME – YOU WOULD BE A GREAT BLESSING TO THOSE PEOPLE. THERE ARE A LOT OF POSSIBILITIES…..MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
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Have you thought about working as a parapro (teacher’s aide) at your local school? How about as a sub? I don’t know what your education level is, but if you have a BA in anything many states will give you an emergency certification and then you could also work as a substitute teacher. It’s not as bad as people think it is. It’s like Clover…just bring cookies and they’ll be eating out of your hands. :rotfl:
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I rarely leave a comment, Suzanne, but I read your blog every single day. It’s my little treat to myself. And I love how creative you are with your posts – especially the ones about the farm animals. (And I’m ok with ‘boring’ writing posts, too. :mrgreen: )
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My son’s name is Wesley Adam, and he goes by “Wes.”
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I too, am a regular “lurker/stalker” and claim to be shy, but if you’ll check back tomorrow—Monday—there likely will be something here that you may be interested in.
And comments are welcome—sorta.
“52 Forever” ( Pretty handy name, huh ? :rotfl: ” )
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I have never posted here, but I read your blog daily. It’s the first thing I read when I get up in the mornings (you write EARLY!! by the way!) I live in Roane County and I teach in Calhoun County, and I’ve been wanting to tell you that you DON’T need a WV teaching certification to substitute in WV schools!! I know this for a fact. I know people who frequently sub in Calhoun who have a 4 year degree (in ANYTHING — not education)…. you just have to take a one day class to be a sub — depends on the county. I know someone with a 4 year degree in social work who just got a sub job in Roane County. Email me if you’d like and I’ll get you some info (sjcarpen@access.k12.wv.us) Subbing is a GREAT job because if they call you and the weather is bad, just say no!
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All I want for Christmas is COCO – but that ain’t happnin…so all I can dream of is a big HUG from Coco one day!!!! I just love the farm babies!!!!!!
I remember you mentioning Morgon, Weston, but I didn’t see
Ross’ name, I don’t think. But, I kept calling them by thier numbers because I thought that was what you wanted. LOL
They are SUCH good kids..such cute kids too…love thier personalities – your stories make me laugh so hard, about them. I wish I had kids! :rockon:
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There – I commented – and will again soon – thanks for the great blog.
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Suggestions for making money – writing kids books about living on a farm – cookbooks farm-style – I love your recipes. Bread – sell it and I’ll buy it – matter of fact several loaves.
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I read your blog faithfully every day and enjoy it tremendously. I love the characters you create…such fun!
I work for comments too and don’t have nearly the readership that you do. My blog is partly business, partly personal, so it’s a little awkward sometimes. But I have a lot of fun writing it!
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LOL on Clover and Coco. Unrequited love is sooooo hard on giant puppies!
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I visit and comment almost every day.
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Love the goats. Love the photos. Any farm questions, just ask.
Ms. Caddy Wumpus
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Since 52 posted that little teaser about Monday, I am going to be like a kid on Christmas Eve waiting to see what it is!
Others have commented about catering/bake sale type things. I wanted to tell you about my mom and sister. Mom retired from working in a diner for years and was bored at home and wanted to make some more money. She was known for her food all over the county, so she started baking things like fried apple pies, oatmeal cake (cut in pieces and wrapped up, pies, etc. She’d take them to flea markets and the Farmers Market and would sell out within a few hours. When my sister moved back to our home town, she started helping with the baking and running he booth when Mom was diagnosed with cancer and went through treatments. Sis also got up early and made huge batches of biscuits and gravy, sausage and bacon etc. She’d take orders the day before from offices downtown like the courthouse, laywers offices etc, then go deliver them the morning she cooked them. She did this twice a week and made a killing. Mom and Sis finally decided to open their own place, but unfortunately Mom passed away before it was done. Sis named the place after Mom and her first year in business she ended up in the black even in this economy! It’s a coffee shop/bakery/ and they make soup and paninis at lunchtime. All of this from baking once a week and selling stuff at the Farmer’s Market. In fact Sis still sells packaged things like lemon poppyseed cake, brownies, breads, etc at the year-round produce market. So, something to think about! Turn your love of baking into a money making business
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Thanks for all that you do. : )
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GOTTA LOVE THE BIG GIANT PUPPY!!!!! :rockon:
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Hi 52.
Can’t wait to come back tomorrow!
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Thanks for the kids names. I named my girl after a greatx5 grand parent and our son after the guy who wrote all the James Bond movies! Yep the boy is named Ian (the song Goldfinger running through my brain). My son is so appreciative.
Something I wanted to say in my rambling comment the other day and neglected was to encourage you to sell your books at the Tamarack. I don’t know if they have ANY romance books there, most are WV history, ghost stories, and cook books. I’m sure they would sell there. You should check into to the process.
huggs,
margiesbooboo
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Love ya,
maddie
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I love your big giant bear — I mean puppy — my girls wish we had one, but I’m pretty sure he is bigger than our cows and would terrify them.
Have a great week!
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Lisa in cold Michigan :cold:
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Jo
ps I’ll be back……
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I just ordered your newest book and can not wait to read it.
You are my favorite blog and I read several daily. Would love to write my own but not quite ready.
Happy Holidays!!!
Cathy in Illinois
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I drive thru your area of WV a couple times a year. I’ve often thought of relocating to Ravenswood in a few years, or to Charleston proper. There is something magical about WV that I’ve only recently started to appreciate; I think you capture that magic nicely.
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Alas. I am doomed to live next to my mountains in Colorado, hike and spin and knit and enjoy my grown kids and grandbebe and bake my cookies and grow my garden…oh..wait! That’s the life I love!
Fine. I will comment.
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I live in the High Desert of New Mexico (read NO green) with my two dogs and the prairie. I have just started writing fiction and will be reading some of your work with interest. Keep up the great work!Happy Holidays
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Not sure if I’ve posted here before or not, but I always think of things to say. I am mostly just too busy to go beyond lurking/reading. But since you asked… :typing:
I love your blog! :clap: I read it every chance I get. I found you last year from PW’s site, I think. I’ve been reading long enough where I have started to think of you as a friend instead of just someone whose work I read. I agree with your some what old-fashioned philosophy on recipes and cooking. If our foremothers could do it, so can we. Thanks for the mac-n-cheese recipe BTW. Although it doesn’t exactly qualify as old-fashioned with all that plastic orange Velveeta in there, LOL, but the hubs and the kids LOVED it!
You are a blessing to me!
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Think about selling your Grandmother Bread or some of your canned items online. Something like “This morning I have 5 loaves of fresh-out-of-the-oven bread. I’m offering a loaf for $5 plus S&H”. You’d need to be able to accept paypal, but most of us don’t have the time to make bread (or take the time). Also, I love the idea of the children’s book…I’ll buy one of the first printings.
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Read you just about everyday. I agree with all who said you should write childrens books about your pets. I also love cookbooks and would like to see one from you. Keep on blogging.
Margie
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I enjoy reading your accomplishments as you tackle each new experience and sometimes I just have to laugh (and I mean that in the kindest of ways!)
Thank you for putting a smile on our face and a tickle in our throat each day!
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I had to laugh when I read the earlier comment about feeling like you are a friend. I will tell my husband something from your blog and start by saying “My friend in WV did this or said that…” He always says. “She’s not your friend. She’s never even met you.” But I do think of you as a friend.
thanks for your wonderful blog.
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I am going to have posts about my husband’s business (granite, marble, etc.), the funny things my eight year old says, recipes, giveaways, my very energetic jack russell terrier Max, and random items.
So thanks for inspiring me.
http://nyssasdream.blogspot.com/
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