Posted by Suzanne McMinn on February 13, 2008 @ 5:05 am
Tags: 52
Daily Farmhouse Journal
Me: Can I interview you?
52: Okay.
Me: Are you a real person?
52: That’s a rhetorical question.
Me: How come I can’t take your picture?
52: I don’t want my picture to be on the internet.
Me: But you’re so cute!
52: I still don’t want my picture on the internet.
Me: When you were a little kid, what did you want to be?
52: A big kid.
Me: Are you going to be difficult for the entire interview?
52: I didn’t realize it had started. Now that I know, probably.
Me: On a scale of one to ten, how much did you like me the first time we met?
52: 9.99.
Me: Why didn’t you like me more?
52: You made me nervous. That knocks off .01.
Me: How many times a day do you think about me?
52: Well, I sleep some, so I’ll have to say 18 x 60, or about 1080, assuming one thought per minute.
Me: Why don’t you think about me more?
52: Sometimes the thinking is continuous, so I can’t really quantify that very well.
Me: What about that time you were arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Are you willing to answer questions about that?
52: I have no recollection of such an occurrence.
Me: Okay, I was just checking. What’s your favorite thing I cook?
52: Grandmother Bread.
Me: What are you getting me for Valentine’s Day?
52: That’s for me to know….
Me: Is it an ornamental cow?
52: I don’t think so.
Me: Am I annoying you yet?
52: That’s for me to know, too.
Me: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
52: Is this for your Barbara Walters special?
Me: Yes, yes, it is. What can I talk about that will make you cry?
52: Happy or sad?
Me: Both.
52: Sad–if you told me to get lost. Happy–when you talk about our ancestors here, and about our future.
Me: (::recover from swoon::) What if you were a chicken? What kind of chicken would you be?
52: An old, tough one.
Me: What’s your favorite thing about me?
52: Your brain.
Me: As evidenced by these interview questions?
52: (::witness is non-responsive::)
If you’re not sure what this is about, read here and here and there and there! 
7:35
am
Move over, Barbara. Poor man!
But I’m sure he’s having the time of his life, keeping up with you, Suzanne.
-Kim (who was shoveling another 6 inches of snow this morning…)
7:55
am
LOL, I hate it when the witness is non-responsive!
7:59
am
Ha! Cute and funny!
8:22
am
Poor Guy! He doesn’t want all of us women to know his secrets! You know that in the future we will have to see a picture! Tell him it won’t be on the internet, you’ll just email it to all of us loyal readers!
:J
9:07
am
I think I have found an “Ornamental Cow”
Click here: YouTube - Cow Cow Boogie (1943)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THB50R1ur7U&eurl=http://santiagodreaming.blogspot.com/
Happy Valnetines Day tomorrow.
Thanks you for all your help in learn to blog.
m
9:38
am
Cute AND funny. A keeper . . .
9:54
am
aw, that was sweet. and funny! such a lovely love story in the making. Happy Valentines Day to you and 52.
9:55
am
Yep, he’s a keeper.
10:52
am
Love is definitely in the air!
10:55
am
Another installment of 52!! Swoon, indeed.
11:51
am
I always enjoy hearing about people who are in good relationships. Unfortunately, we usually only hear about the bad ones.
Congrats on finding a keeper.
12:26
pm
Good interview! Funny and cazed at the same time. He’s a nice one to put up with the blogging bunch here!
1:12
pm
lol too cute!!
2:39
pm
I’m LOVIN’ this! More, more!!
abb
2:41
pm
He’s a good man. Even if he was unresponsive there at the end.
2:48
pm
Awww, sounds like a good man! Enjoy!
3:43
pm
A man of few words—how wonderful!
6:27
pm
That’s so funny, Barbra Walters has some compatition!
11:37
pm
8:29
am
Encore! Encore!
Definitely a keeper, can’t wait to hear more.
6:50
pm
You realize, of course we will not rest until we see what he looks like!!
LMAO at the interview. Is he a lawyer???? Unresponsive!!
11:10
am
Jeri in Newcomerstown Ohio