Fireworks fizzle under drizzle. String a hammock, loll and laze; these days are for slothful ways. Stay away from midday's blaze. Thunder's tympani outboom the symphony. Pitter, patter, gutters clatter incessantly.
Jul. 4 - Independence Day.
(Today)
Aug. 4 - First day of fall football practice.
(31 days)
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a t-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." --Jerry Seinfeld