Daily Planner | Chickens in the Road

Nov
30

7:00 AM — Wake up pissed.

7:15 AM-8:00 AM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.

8:05 — Eat large portion of food. Leave none for the others if possible.

8:15 AM — Hide in secret annex to avoid capture and dismissal to the outside by the human.

9:10 — Drink out of the toilet.

9:30 AM — Whine at door to go outside because it fits into personal schedule Now.

9:31 AM — Commence conquering the world.

10:45 — Stupid world. Commence plan to sneak back inside when the human opens the door. Plan B, break in through a window.

11:00 AM-2:00 PM — Nap.

2:01 PM — Wake up pissed.

2:15 PM-3:00 PM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.

3:15 PM — Eat large portion of food. Leave none for the others if possible.

4:00 PM — Knock over stack of books. Stupid books.

4:15 PM — Throw up on books.

4:20 PM — Eat more food.

4:30 PM — Drink out of the toilet.

4:45 PM — Whine at door to go outside.

4:46 PM — Whine at door to come back inside.

5:00 PM-7:30 PM — Nap.

7:45 PM — Wake up pissed.

8:00 PM-9:00 PM — Hiss and spit at all the cats and dogs in the house.

9:30 PM — Whine at the door to go outside.

9:31 PM-10:30 PM — Conduct secret operations.

10:31 PM — Whine at the door to come back inside.

10:45 PM — Go to sleep pissed.

Giving away this weekend–Holiday Heroes, a November two-in-one Silhouette Romantic Suspense release by Rachel Lee and Catherine Mann! Let me know if you want it! And if your cat’s day looks like Buttercup’s……

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11-30
1:08
pm

She does look pissed! Poor baby……

Would love the book. :flying:

Karen B - Reply
11-30
1:45
pm

I really am lol. Since I have 7 of those beauties, most all of that applies to at least one of them if not all. EXCEPT THE THROW UP ON BOOKS. They’ve probably done it everywhere else but that would be the ultimate sin.

Please enter me :purr:

catslady - Reply
11-30
1:54
pm

I would love the books and when we had a cat she would go to the back door like she wanted to go out but when anyone tried to let her out she ran away.

Maureen - Reply
11-30
2:01
pm

My cat loves to run around the house like a cat out of hell. Add that in, and you have mine.

I’d love to be in the drawing.

Gina - Reply
11-30
2:44
pm

Buttercup must be in cahoots with our Eliott.

Or, as I call him, Grumpy Old Man Cat.

He’s only three.

Becki - Reply
11-30
2:50
pm

That sounds just like my fur balls’ schedule. :purr:

Susan - Reply
11-30
3:03
pm

Buttercup does look pissed. At times, I think my cat is deranged. He acts so weird some days and then others he is a loving ball of fur.
Please count me in the contest.

Crystal B. - Reply
11-30
3:07
pm

Poor Butterball, all is not well with the world or him, lol. I have a dog.
Please enter me and thanks. :purr:

RobynL - Reply
11-30
3:08
pm

Please enter me in the drawing.

My cat has a very simple schedule:sleep, eat, drink, go outside to do what has to be done, whine to come back inside, sleep, race around the house, whine to get more attention,… :purr:

Stefanie D - Reply
11-30
3:31
pm

I’ll trade you a pissy cat for a pain in my ass puppy.

Jill - Reply
11-30
3:44
pm

I’d like to be in the drawing, but only if you promise Buttercup didn’t throw up on THAT book.

Sonja Foust - Reply
11-30
3:52
pm

Well I’m petless and rereading Buttercup’s schedule, might be glad I am lol

Lis - Reply
11-30
4:01
pm

Please enter me in the drawing!
A bad day, huh? :catmeow:

Minna - Reply
11-30
4:39
pm

Boy, is that schedule the truth!
Please enter me in the drawing.

Estella - Reply
11-30
5:31
pm

My cats don’t go outside, but their days revolve around eating, sleeping, begging for attention and then getting mad 10 minutes into being petted. (My favorite does this and Hubs calls it the ‘0-to-witch in 1.2 seconds’. *g*
Also, they look sweet and innocent when we go upstairs to bed, but when we come down the next day it looks like frat boys had a party in my house over night. *g* Fun!

Have a good weekend.

Brandy - Reply
11-30
6:15
pm

OMG! ROFLOL! I had a cat just like that! She even threw up on books – her specialty! Her favourites were library books, on the very day they had to be returned! No other cats ever got a chance to eat and she even sat in front of the litter box, so that the others had to walk around with their legs crossed until the queen finally decided to move! She has been gone for several years now, but the funny thing is, I still miss her occasionally!
Please enter me in the draw! But not if darling kitty has thrown up on it. Thanks. Love your blog by the way!

Hetty - Reply
11-30
6:15
pm

My Annie is pissed at Nicki (just because he exists) all day, every day. My salvation is that I work full time outside of the house — I get a break from all the hissing, spitting, snarling, and belly-growling.

But both of mine are pretty good, actually. Even the younger one, Nicki. Well, he’s 13 months now and doesn’t often get into things in the house. Anymore. Heaven knows, both cats have more toys and cats stands throughout this house than any feline should!

I have the book already, so please don’t enter me in the draw.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

-Kim (with Ms. SourPuss Crabapple Annie and Mr. Lovebug Nicki)

Kim A. - Reply
11-30
7:55
pm

Poor baby! Now to get Buttercup like this :purr: Maybe Buttercup needs a mate. :catmeow:

Tammy G. - Reply
11-30
10:11
pm

What a life! :catmeow: Please enter me into the drawing.

TeresaH - Reply
11-30
10:39
pm

Now I remember why I don’t have pets. They think they are the master and you their slave. Of course, sometimes my grandkids act just like taht. I would love to be entered in the draw. Have a great week-end and to all.

Fannie M Wiggins - Reply
12-1
12:19
am

Can I be entered!! That book sounds great

Lily - Reply
12-1
12:24
am

I am glad I don’t have animals…
Can I be in the draw :elephant:

Nathalie - Reply
12-1
7:31
am

She has it so easy. Isn’t it interesting how we do their bidding.

Dru - Reply
12-1
8:24
am

No cats here due to my daughter’s allergies. But I would like to give the book a good home. Please enter me in the draw.

Cheryl S. - Reply
12-1
1:05
pm

Great post, Suz. :rotfl:
I want HOLIDAY HEROES. My hero is in Kuwait.

Melissa K. - Reply
12-1
2:27
pm

Would love a copy of the book! I can’t believe that it is December already. Hope everyone is doing good on their Christmas shopping.

Teresa W. - Reply
12-1
7:25
pm

I’d LOVE Holiday Heros.

Alice Audrey - Reply
12-1
9:39
pm

Yes, please enter me in the drawing.

Buttercup certainly has a difficult life…I don’t know how the poor baby gets thru each day with so many things to be upset over…ha,ha.

Shari C - Reply