Posted by Suzanne McMinn on August 16, 2007
Bumblebee on my teddy bear sunflowers…..
What kind of gum does a bumblebee chew? Bumble gum.
A bumblebee was chasing a rabbit. Suddenly, the bumblebee turned around and flew away. Why? Because the rabbit had two b’s already.
What does a bumblebee order at McDonald’s? A humburger.
Don’t you wish you lived with an 11-year-old?
Random RWA Loot giveaway–interested in an autographed copy of High-Society Mistress by Katherine Garbera? Tell me a joke, a dumb one, and it doesn’t even have to be about bees, and I’ll put your name in the hat!
8:29
am
Don’t put me in the drawing, but I’ll give you some dumb jokes. ( You have to make up your own answers .)
What’s the difference between an orange ?
Is it farther North or by train ?
Do you walk to school or carry your lunch ?
8:35
am
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
8:43
am
No dumb jokes or bad puns from me, so I’ll pass on the drawing.
Gorgeous photo, though, Suzanne.
-Kim
9:38
am
OMG! THose are gorgeous flowers. I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard of teddy bear sunflowers. I’m impressed.
10:21
am
My 12 year old son came up with this one:
Three guys go into a store. Someone runs up to the first and says “Throw this baseball” so the first guy throws it out the window. Someone runs up to the second guy and says “throw this football” so the guy throws it out the window. Someone runs up to the third guy and says “throw this bomb” so the guy throws it out the windows. The first guy is walking down the street and runs into a kid who is crying. The guy asks him why. The kid says “someone threw a baseball and hit me in the head.” The second guy is walking down the street and finds a kid laying there crying. The kid says “someone threw a football and knocked me over.” The third guy as walking down the street and runs into a kid who can’t stop laughing. The kid says “Grandma farted and the house blew up.”
10:35
am
Gorgeous picture, Suzanne!
1:14
pm
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can’t figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
“Okay, here’s what we do. I’m going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the groin until he’s incapacitated.”
“Great,” says the man. “But what’s the gun for?”
“In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.”
2:38
pm
My son loves telling blonde jokes since I’m blonde. Here’s one I remember:
A man on one side of the river calls over to the blonde on the other side, “How do you get to other side?”
She replies, “You’re already there!”
3:12
pm
Don’t put me in the drawing but here’s a story for you. Its called New Name. Someone suggested that we rebuild the World Trade Towers with the names Freedom and Unity, and let the terrorists figure out what the initials stand for. I read that today in Sept. issue of Hillbilly Holler and thought it was good. Hope everyone has a great day today.
LeAnne
5:00
pm
No joke from me, I don’t want to tell you all the Knock-Knock jokes my 5 year old is obsessed with!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
5:33
pm
My joke is that I’m not a good joke teller.
8:19
pm
Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can’t find the eleven
10:22
pm
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
great jokes
1:00
am
What do we learn from the fact Jesus was asleep in the books while the disciples were panicing in a storm?
If Jesus can sleep, so can we.
My oldest daughter gave me this answer when she was little.
5:11
am
There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.
A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and they kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
The mans wife asked, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” he sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” said his wife, “Who would believe a person could go on celebrating that long?”
7:31
am
Great picture and love the jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts cost $1.27 while deer nuts are under a buck.