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Bumblebee on my teddy bear sunflowers…..
What kind of gum does a bumblebee chew? Bumble gum.
A bumblebee was chasing a rabbit. Suddenly, the bumblebee turned around and flew away. Why? Because the rabbit had two b’s already.
What does a bumblebee order at McDonald’s? A humburger.
Don’t you wish you lived with an 11-year-old?
Random RWA Loot giveaway–interested in an autographed copy of High-Society Mistress by Katherine Garbera? Tell me a joke, a dumb one, and it doesn’t even have to be about bees, and I’ll put your name in the hat!
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And we readers of your Blog never tire of your wonderful pictures and stories of all your sweet animals! - 
8:29
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What’s the difference between an orange ?
Is it farther North or by train ?
Do you walk to school or carry your lunch ?
8:35
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A Stick.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
8:43
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Gorgeous photo, though, Suzanne.
-Kim
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10:21
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Three guys go into a store. Someone runs up to the first and says “Throw this baseball” so the first guy throws it out the window. Someone runs up to the second guy and says “throw this football” so the guy throws it out the window. Someone runs up to the third guy and says “throw this bomb” so the guy throws it out the windows. The first guy is walking down the street and runs into a kid who is crying. The guy asks him why. The kid says “someone threw a baseball and hit me in the head.” The second guy is walking down the street and finds a kid laying there crying. The kid says “someone threw a football and knocked me over.” The third guy as walking down the street and runs into a kid who can’t stop laughing. The kid says “Grandma farted and the house blew up.”
10:35
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Gorgeous picture, Suzanne!
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“Okay, here’s what we do. I’m going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the groin until he’s incapacitated.”
“Great,” says the man. “But what’s the gun for?”
“In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.”
2:38
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A man on one side of the river calls over to the blonde on the other side, “How do you get to other side?”
She replies, “You’re already there!”
3:12
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LeAnne
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HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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8:19
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A. She can’t find the eleven
10:22
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Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
great jokes
1:00
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If Jesus can sleep, so can we.
My oldest daughter gave me this answer when she was little.
5:11
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A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and they kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
The mans wife asked, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” he sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” said his wife, “Who would believe a person could go on celebrating that long?”
7:31
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Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts cost $1.27 while deer nuts are under a buck.