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Wild Kingdom
Desdemona, trying to look innocent….
Top 10 Signs Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
10. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully
reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
9. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of
Poland.
8. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets,
and nine suicide bombs.
7. Well, “somebody” subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.
6. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals “tattoo”
to be blueprint of the UN Building.
5. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out “Drop the car keys
and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head.”
4. Then — dead mice in the kitchen. Now — dead third world
dictators in the basement.
3. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some
kind of “land mine” technology.
3. Only sleeping 21 hours a day, down from 23.
2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes
up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
And the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination…
1. Recently acting somewhat….aloof.
