You just know he wants me to turn on the water….
Archive for March 28th, 2005
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Those of you who may recall the No Clapping directive know how I felt about THAT. Well, apparently a number of people didn’t get the memo because some people clapped on Easter Sunday (at the Church of Christ, TO AID GOOGLING) when someone got baptized. Including me. My husband, who met me in a church when I was 14 years old (yes, that’s right, I knew that bad boy a long time before I climbed out that dorm window to go to the Holiday Inn with him and he HAD driven 2000 miles to wait for me outside that dorm window so you know, could that have been more romantic?), was NOT shocked even though he has known me since I was 14 years old and has never, I mean never, seen me clap in church before. But he WAS nearly having a seizure due to laughing so hard because there was one reason and one reason only that his wife who is Not A Clapper under almost any circumstances not to mention church was clapping in church. And that is BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME NOT TO.













